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JonZoidberg

@jonzoidberg.xyz
4 posts
2025-08-31
Cosplay Noem fired 24 FEMA employees for failing basic security protocols and allowing hackers access.  —  I thought the whole point of DOGE was to expose our data to everyone.  Just paying customers then?  —  Fuck these amateurs.  —  www.nextgov.com/people/2025/ ...
2025-08-31 View on X
Nextgov/FCW

DHS Secretary Kristi Noem fires 24 FEMA IT staffers, including the CIO and CISO; DHS says they failed security protocols and let hackers access FEMA networks

I thought the whole point of DOGE was to expose our data to everyone.  Just paying customers then?  —  Fuck these amateurs.  —  www.nextgov.com/people/2025/ ... @snacking.dev : The...

2025-08-02
Tesla's autopilot killed a pedestrian, and that cost Elon $243 million dollars.  —  Don't forget, he promised half of Americans will be able to hail a robotaxis by the end of 2025.  —  Open up that checkbook, Musky!  —  www.nbcnews.com/news/us-news...
2025-08-02 View on X
Washington Post

A US jury finds Tesla partially liable for Autopilot's role in a fatal 2019 crash in Florida, and orders the company to pay $243M in damages

Awards $329 Million In Damages Aarian Marshall / Wired : Tesla Found Partly Liable in 2019 Autopilot Death Ian Carlos Campbell / Engadget : Tesla found partially liable for a deadl...

2025-06-11
Why aren't companies free to advertise where they want to?  I wouldn't want my ass next to Nazi propaganda.  —  “Free market” Republicans should be 100% against this.  —  www.wsj.com/business/med...
2025-06-11 View on X
Wall Street Journal

Sources detail how X used threats of lawsuits and pressure tactics to motivate companies like Amazon, Ralph Lauren, and Verizon to resume buying ads on the site

Elon Musk and CEO Linda Yaccarino launched a campaign to strong-arm advertisers back onto the platform

2025-04-29
Keep it up Amazon!  Every storefront needs to do this!  —  Don't just call out the tariff, label it the TRUMP tariff!  —  Show everyone why shit costs so much more!  Expose the lies!  —  www.cnbc.com/2025/04/29/w...
2025-04-29 View on X
CNBC

White House Press Secretary Karoline Leavitt says Amazon reportedly adding tariff pricing to each product on its site “is a hostile and political act by Amazon”

WATCH NOW  —  The White House on Tuesday slammed Amazon for reportedly planning to display the cost …